Send a "Sold" Sign

St. Joseph is planted in the front yard. I've moved our gargoyle to the new house, worried he was dissuading potential buyers. The kitchen and laundry room, basement and garage have all been painted. We've removed --donated, trashed or packed-- the extraneous elements of our lives i.e. crap. It's clean and sparkling. Hell, the house looks so good, we're thinking of making an offer on it ourselves.