After I duck in to one at River Fest in Cincinnati, my mother-in-law comments that she has never used a port-a-potty. I'm stunned. How does a person make it to 78 without using a port-a-potty? I suggest she put it on her Bucket List, and begin to ponder what should go on mine. Here's a start:
•Master a second language
•Shoplift (just once)
•Learn to sail
•Visit all 50 states (29 down, 21 to go) and 7 continents (only 2 down)
•Find a real purpose
•Publish something
•Buy something truly extravagant like a $1,000 hand bag or $500 jeans
•Learn to lie
•Scream some place where it is totally inappropriate, like a fancy restaurant (though I did an Indian yelp at the Williamsburg Inn when I was 7)
•Travel to Tibet, India, Nepal, Australia, New Zealand, the Galapagos, Italy
•Believe in myself
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