Friday, September 24, 2010

Runs in the family?

My father is a petty thief. He mainly steals towels and bathrobes from luxury hotels, and he nicks The Sunday New York Times off of people's driveways. I admit to benefiting from his vice. Several of our beach towels are from his stock.

Some of the aforementioned towels are beginning to fray. What luck when we discovered their origin while vacationing at a resort in Pennsylvania this past August. We accumulated a number of extra towels from the pool, thinking we might misappropriate them on the way out. But, in the end, we chickened out. Thought it was a bad example to set for the kids.

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