Middle Age?

First reading glasses, then hearing aids, add the sagging boobs and I'm a contender for the maj smackdown at Stone Gardens. The glasses are an amazing tool. I stopped squinting and could see the words instantly. I expected a similar epiphany with the hearing aids. Alas, one month and two styles later, I still have to jack the sound on the TV up and have to ask people to repeat themselves. They go back tomorrow. As for the boobs, no plans to seek improvements there...