My never ending battle against the wedgie has ended with granny pants. And I don't care. I can't find regular, figure-flattering, non-pantie line-inducing bikinis that fit consistently. I don't care that I've been forced to resort to an unattractive, pantie line-producing cotton bikini. Granny pants. I don't care that my spouse laughs at me. I don't care that I look in the mirror and see...well, I could be a Sports Illustrated swim suit model, apparently. At least the granny pants don't give the model a wedgie.
*Kevin Smith coined the term "granny pants" in his movie Zach & Miri Make a Porno
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
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